Saturday, February 19, 2005

Abstinence



At first I could not decide whether or not these two sites where real or not, until i saw that they where from the whitehouse.org. Which I am sure at one point used to be a porn site or was that .com, any way they go very close to the bone especial when you think about their target audience.

NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the campaign contributions of the Southern Baptist Convention, do hereby proclaim "IRON HYMEN" and "SEX IS FOR FAGS!" to be the future of American abstinence-only education. I call upon our youth, parents, educators, and all pastors of the United States to embrace these programs enthusiastically, and apply the great wisdom contained therein in the pursuit of immaculately chaste and anti-libidinal lives.

The White House

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